a young boy had just gotten his drivers permit joke

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. ~Larry Lujack, as quoted in Robert Byrne, The Fifth and Far Finer than the First Four 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said, 1993 If all the stations are rock and roll, there's a good chance the transmission is shot. When buying a used car, punch the buttons on the radio. ~National Highway Traffic Safety Administration, 'National Teen Driver Safety Week' (/teens) You can teach them and you may just help save their lives. You are the parent, they are your children, and they still have a lot of learn. Yet, a recent survey show that only 25% of parents have had a serious talk with their kids about the key components of driving.

In fact, almost half of the teen drivers involved in a crash die. Motor vehicle crashes are the leading cause of death for 14–18 year olds in the U.S. The quotes on this page can also be used for National Teen Driver Safety Week, in combination with my Drive Safely! page of quotations about driving while impaired or distracted. Welcome to my page of quotations for parents, about teenage drivers. All of my drunk friends drove off the other way.Quotes for Parents: Teenage Drivers, Teen Driving, Getting a Drivers License, Learners Permit, First Car, etc The Quote Garden ™ 'Then why were you acting drunk when you left the bar?' The two cops look at each other, then the man, and ask 'Sir, you aren't drunk, are you?' They give him several field sobriety tests, each harder than the last. They check his license it is valid, and clean. They ask him to step out of the car he calmly complies. The man's driving was flawless, perfect and in accordance with all traffic laws.įinally, they decide to pull him over anyway. Needless to say, the cops follow him: for several miles. He gets in, starts the car, and drives off. He fumbles with his car keys for almost two minutes, dropping them several times before he finally unlocks his car. He is weaving all over the place, and almost falls when he trips on a curb. Two Cops were waiting outside of a bar at closing time.Ī man comes out of the bar, and he is obviously in rough shape.

A young boy had just gotten his drivers permit joke